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Starring: John Krasinski, Mya Rudolph
Writers: Vandela Vida/Dave Eggers
Director: Sam Mendes
Distributor: Focus Features

 
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Starring: Mischa Barton, Bruce Willis, Reece Daniel Thompson
Writers: Tim Calpin/Kevin Jakubowski
Director: Brett Simon
Distributor: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment


 
Jeff Schmidt is a longtime friend/sometimes collaborator (at least musically) of EIC Jonathan Sullivan. When not writing reviews for uneccessary remakes, he is making short films with his friends, making music, having sex with a bevy of beautiful women, and rubbing the last part in Jon's face. He also happens to be one of the biggest zombie nerds on Earth, so feel his heart break as the review goes on.

If you like or hate what you read, email Jeff at
JeffalineTrio@yahoo.com

And if you want to know what Jeff and Jon did in a past life, check out their old band Insidious on MySpace.
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Starring: Nick Cannon, Mena Suvari
Writer: Jeffrey Reddick
Director: Steve Miner

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD FOR A MOVIE NO ONE SHOULD EVER WATCH!


 
WARNING: May Contain Spoilers!
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Starring: Dylan Baker, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Jane Adams
Writer/Director: Todd Solondz


 
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Voices: Kevin Conroy, Tim Daly, Clancy Brown
Writer: Stan Berkowitz
Director: Sam Liu


 
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Voices: Tom Papa, Paul Giamatti, Rosario Dawson
Writer: Tom Papa
Director: Rob Zombie


 
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Starring: Steven Kaplan, Alia Shawkat
Writer/Director: Brian Hecker


 
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Starring: Nathan Rice, Brian Lewis, Carol Roscoe
Writer/Director: Matt Vancil


 
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Starring: Eric McCormack, Jenni Baird
Writer: Stephen Fisher
Director: R.W. Goodwin


 
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Starring: Parker Posey, Paul Rudd, Danny DeVito, Mischa Barton
Writer: Adam Wierzbianski
Director: Billy Kent