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Hey FC readers, it's your fearless leader Jonathan Sullivan here with some site updates for you!

-Video Games: Yes, that's right, I've decided to start throwing video game-related material on here in an effort to make the "Film" in Film Calamity completely useless and dumb. I'm going to start with reviews first (old AND new), and then if I can attract some people to write (or make videos), I'll expand. These reviews will not be added to the Review Archive.

-Wait? Review Archive?: Yes, Review Archive! If you click the "Reviews" button at the top of Duke Philips, it takes you to a list of all film/TV reviews ever put on this site. They are organized by grade, so you don't have to waste time and find out if I actually loved St. Trinian's as much as you (hint = I didn't).

-Features Restructuring: I'm also fucking with the "Features" section. By fucking with, I mean I'm going to separate "Lists/Rants" and delete some articles I don't like (ones I wrote). I'm also going to announce some new features as well that will be sporadically updated when I find time.

-WRITE FOR THE SITE!: Although our readership hasn't really grown as much as I'd hoped (I take responsibility, my writing is spotty), I want to add writers. Fresh faces, fresh views, different styles of writing. Hell, if you want to do video stuff, even better! Just email me at jon@filmcalamity.com with a sample of your writing and we'll get things rolling.

That's all for today. Until next time, stay frothy kids!
 
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Jon got Mystery Team in the mail from Netflix and was so excited he had to watch it and review it as quickly as possible! Does this internet sketch group Derrick have the skills to make a watchable full length comedy? Click them to find out!
 
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Another Saturday Night Live film has come out, and this time Will Forte is tasked with making people actually care with MacGruber. Did they succeed? Is this really the funniest SNL movie since Wayne's World? Only one way to find out!
 
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Before Robin Hood, the trailer for the Matt Damon movie The Adjustment Bureau played and piqued Jon's interest (he is aware this has been out awhile and doesn't care). Click the picture of the two leads (can you resist Emily Blunt? No? Of course you can't) to check out the trailer. Feel free to comment.
 
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Jon has gotten back from Robin Hood, the newest collaboration between Ridley Scott and BFF Russell Crowe, and he can't wait to tell you what he thought. Spoiler alert = he liked it.
 
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Anna is finally really excited about a movie that's coming out this year! Check out the trailer for the John Lennon biopic by clicking the poster.
 
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It's my site, and I'll post sexy pictures if I feel like it.
The trailer for the Emma Stone comedy Easy A has been released, and Jon is all over that because even though he keeps getting burned, he still has a soft spot for teen movies (which is either cute or creepy depending on your opinion). Click the (over 18) Stone pic and check it out!
 
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I hope you enjoyed not having 'Killer Tofu' stuck in your head, because that time is over now.
Jon has been a nostalgia kick and in turn, is inducting one of his favorite cartoons ever, Doug, into his heavily hyped Hit List. And yes...both incarnations. Sorry purists. Click the greatest band to never exist and reminisce. The 80's people had their time...it's the 90's turn to shine.
 
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Lightwhips? Seriously? George Lucas is gonna sue somebody!
After an exhausting weekend, Jon finally got the chance to kick off the summer season by watching the highly anticipated Iron Man 2. Did it live up to the original? Is RDJ actually acting when he plays Tony Stark? Is the villain above as lame as the picture indicates! Click to find out!
 
Anna is back from a college-finals-and-impending-graduation induced hiatus to bring you a rant about Nanny McPhee! Aren't you excited? Click Emma Thompson's moley face to read.
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